March 2012
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Big Mike: Marsha was a tramp.
Me: just because she liked to have a good time does not mean she was a tramp.
Big Mike: She's the one who gave out all the blowjobs.
February 2012
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I don’t even know how I’m alive right now. Jessy almost killed us while driving like 5 times today. SHE DROVE ON A SIDEWALK. Like, literally up on a sidewalk. I haven’t laughed that hard in such a long time. My sides hurt. I’m alive.
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Jessy is going to kill me. I might not make it home. Someone tell Riku I love him!
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annawintour:
brown hair brown eyes i am the physical embodiment of boring
That’s crazy! dark hair, dark eyes are my weakness. The most attractive physical traits ever.
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You must live in the present, launch yourself on every
wave, find your eternity...
– Henry David Thoreau
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My mom just came in my room asking if I wanted a burrito she made, with daiya and tofutti and it’s fucking delicious.
I never in a million years would have thought my mom would be making/eating VEGAN burritos by choice. Not even just burritos, but she hasn’t been eating meat at all. I’m so proud of her.
I just want to fuck this burrito.
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I really want to nap but I know that if I go to sleep now, I wont be able to wake up in an hour and will instead wake up in the middle of the night.
I’m being so indecisive right now about this party I’m supposed to go to this weekend. Sometime this week I need to get vodka, gummy bears, a mask, and redye my hair. Except I don’t know about the vodka and gummy bears yet because...
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I took Riku for a walk earlier, and this man saw us so he went inside and brought out his Puginese. Normally, I don’t like Pug mixes but this dog was SO CUTE AND FLUFFY! I promptly texted Tabitha and told her I wanted Riku and Quinn to have babies now. Unfortunately, Quinn and Riku are both males and although they are in love with each other, they obviously can’t have children. So...
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Capricorn horoscope - 2/25/2012
Keep your eyes open today, Capricorn, as you may meet the person of your dreams! Or you could stumble, literally, upon a stack of cash. It’s likely to be a most unusual day, so keep your wits about you and your mind open to all possibilities. If an intriguing new business opportunity comes your way, don’t accept it right immediately. Take down all the information and review it...
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Me and Nadia have a discussion about...
Nadia: Sometimes you just have to see past someone's flaws and accept them for who they are, you know?
Me: I know, but I'm just so picky.
Me: I'm waiting on Penn Badgley, basically.
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